Genealogy Humor

• What do you mean my grandparents didn't have any kids!
• Your idea of a fun vacation includes a library, a courthouse and a couple of cemeteries.
• You introduce your children as your descendants.
• Sure a real job would be nice, but it would interfere with my genealogy.

Genealogy Humor

• Aspire to Inspire before you Expire.
• Take nothing but ancestors, leave nothing but records.
• Genealogy: Where you confuse the dead and irritate the living.
• Research: What I am doing, when I don't know what I am doing.
• Cousins marrying cousins: A non-branching family tree.

Genealogy Humor

• Searching for lost relatives?  Win the lottery.
• Genealogy: A haystack full of needles.  It's the threads I need.
• My family tree is a few branches short! Help appreciated.
• Genealogical Bonsai - Little Family Trees.
• It takes about five years for a walnut tree to produce nuts, but this is not true of a family tree.

Genealogy Humor

• I researched my family tree . . . apparently I don't exist.
• I used to have a life, then I started doing genealogy.
• I'm always late.  My ancestors arrived on the Juneflower.
• Whoever said "seek and ye shall find" was NOT a genealogist.

Genealogy Humor

• Genealogy:  Chasing your own tale!
• Climbing my family tree was fun until the nuts appeared.
• Families are like quilts, lives pieced together, stitched with smiles and tears, colored with memories and bound by love.
• Isn't genealogy fun?  The answer to one problem, leads to two more.
• Why do I do Genealogy:  Because Rocket Science wasn't challenging enough.

Genealogy Humor

• Every family tree has some sap in it.
• Genealogists are time unravelers.
• Genealogy is like potato salad - when you share it with others, it's a picnic!
• I trace my family history so I will know who to blame.
• Many family trees were started by grafting.

Genealogy Humor

• Genealogists live in the past lane.
• "Life may change us, but we start and end with family" - Dove Chocolate.
• Families are like fudge, mostly sweet with a few nuts. 
• Don't take life too seriously, it isn't permanent.
• Fastest way to trace your family tree...run for public office.

Genealogy Humor

• Genealogists never die, they just lose their Census.
• To a genealogist, EVERYTHING is relative.
• When you know your past, you can better shape your future.
• With my luck, my family tree has root-rot.
• Cemetery:  A museum without walls.

Genealogy Humor

• Did my ancestors inbreed?  My genes seem tight!
• Beginner - A Professional in Training.
• Any family tree produces lemons, nuts and a few bad apples.
• "The wise man must remember that while he is a descendant of the past, he is a parent of the future" - Herbert Spencer
• Genealogy without documentation is mythology.

Genealogy Humor

• Doing the history eliminates the mystery
• A new cousin a day keeps the boredom away
• A pack rat is hard to live with, but makes a fine ancestor
• Cemetery: (n) A marble orchard not to be taken for granite
• Crazy is a relative term in MY family

Genealogy Humor

• My family tree must have been used for firewood.
• My family coat of arms ties at the back. . . is that normal?
• A people without knowledge of their history is like a tree without its roots.
• So many ancestors - so little time!
• Shake your family tree and watch the nuts fall.

Genealogy Humor

• My ancestors must be in a witness protection program.
• Success is relative - the greater the success, the more the relatives.
• I'm not stuck, I'm ancestrally challenged.
• A Family Tree can wither if nobody tends its roots.
• That's the problem with the gene pool:  No lifeguards.

Genealogy Humor

Snow, snow, cold, snow, and more cold, yes it is winter in Indiana.  How about some genealogy humor to take your mind off the snow and ice.
*My hobby is genealogy, and I raise dust bunnies as pets.
*You know you are addicted to Genealogy when you refer to cemeteries as ancestor farms and headstones as concrete evidence.
*A will is a dead giveaway.
*What do you mean my Birth Certificate expired?
*My family tree is lost in the forest.
*Only a genealogist regards a step backwards as progress.
*It's hard to believe that someday I'll be an ancestor.